Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

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Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

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Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Stylized digital illustration depicts BobEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads