If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold red block text reads

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

"Indoorsy" belongs on a national parks sign

" and a figure of Daniel LaRusso in a white gi pushing against the car in a martial arts stance

and now they're out here laundering profanity for dads at gift shops

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold red block text readsRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered